Otherwise we’d get along!
One jump ahead of the hoofbeats, one hop ahead of the hump-
one trick, ahead of disaster~!
They’re quick, but I’m much faster!
Here goes — better throw my hand in, wish me happy landin’, all I gotta do is —
JUMP!
Otherwise we’d get along!
Without you next to me I toss and turn like the sea. If I drown tonight, bring me back to life. Breathe your breath in me, the only thing that I still believe in is you.
If you only knew…
I’ve done the best I can to make them realize this is my life. I hope they understand. I’m not angry, I’m just saying sometimes goodbye is a second chance.
Love hurts good on a bed of nails. I lay you down, and when all else fails, I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails.
As we make our way to Heaven through the Nazi lines…
PRIMO VICTORIA!
The fisherman fishes, the baker-man bakes to the bells of Notre Dame. To the big bells as loud as the thunder, to the little bells soft as a psalm… And some say the soul of the city’s the toll of the bells… the bells of Notre Dame.
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight. The monster on the slab began to rise, and suddenly — to my surprise — he did the mash. He did the Monster Mash.
The song we sang on that fateful night? It didn’t actually sound anything like this song!
Our kids are getting worse. They won’t obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies! Blame Canada, blame Canada! We need to form a full assault! It’s Canada’s fault!